Saturday, April 18, 2015

11 absolutely underrated things that girls can't possibly get by without.


1. Farting.

This was a given right? I mean, as soon as you see the header, you know this is gonna be point #1. Yes, it's that common.





2. Biting nails.

The amount we ingest is directly proportional to the amount of tension (and also our calcium intake, but that's another listicle all together. Biting nails is the #IAmSoBroke equivalent of binging on ice creams or chocolates.





3. The perfect vernacular equivalent of the word 'ASSHOLE'. 

Because:





4. Bitching.

Not even trying to justify this one.





5. An unmarried/not-about-to-get-married/not-madly-in-love-with-a-man girlfriend.

Because sometimes, bitching isn't enough. You need the perfect person who can fuel the anger inside.




6. Big Words.

No, we do not know what they mean, but we know that there's no way you know them. So we are going to use them anyway.





7. Roomy Undies. 

Not lacy thongs or g-strings. Nope #DamnComfortable





8. The Glare.

Sometimes, words fall flat on their faces. And that's when we unleash the glare. It does the job all right.




9. The LOL

Laughing like a hyena, so much so that our eyes tear up, not giving a fig to being 'unladylike'. Who invented that word anyway?




10. Window shopping

Ask prices of stuff and look really interested in them without any intention of buying them, and then, do the walk-away.






11. Narcissism

Catch a glance (generally undetectable by normal human-eye) of ourselves on any and every surface reflective.






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