1. Oh wow. You are such a dumbf*ck that I could almost shove you up a pig ass right now and then give it a gelusil so it wouldn't puke you out!
2. There. I gave a f*uck. Happy?
3. I so don't give a f*uck and so I will give you the tongue! Just for you, I will throw in a little eye too.
4. You can't possibly still think I give a f*uck. Did I not make myself clear enough?
5. Your world would have been so much better had I given a f*ck, but, I don't. Friends?
6. Bonus: Oh man, I am so fucking tired of your lameass tomfoolery that If I din't have to lick your ass for a promotion, I would have told you in 5 different ways, how I don't give a f*uck."
2. There. I gave a f*uck. Happy?
3. I so don't give a f*uck and so I will give you the tongue! Just for you, I will throw in a little eye too.
4. You can't possibly still think I give a f*uck. Did I not make myself clear enough?
5. Your world would have been so much better had I given a f*ck, but, I don't. Friends?
6. Bonus: Oh man, I am so fucking tired of your lameass tomfoolery that If I din't have to lick your ass for a promotion, I would have told you in 5 different ways, how I don't give a f*uck."